Relaxation for $20!

In China i swear i got so many massages it was like they were going out of style. they were so cheap there and (at least the ones i went to) legit. i love massages and will take one from anyone as long as they do it hard (sexual innuendo not intended). too bad roommate only gives them to me when he does something he knows i wont like or feels bad about something that he knows will upset me. hmm... maybe i should feign upsetness so i can get more massages...