"Don't call me Number 2!"

If anyone watched South Park's episode last night- it was hilarious. Stan's Dad was trying to win a record for "World's Biggest Crap" and was competing with Bono (of U2) to win. Anyways, I was reading the NY Post and in their "Weird But True" section, they had this hilarious record breaker:

"A Texas man may have the world's longest hari. Leg hair, that is. Wes Pemberton of Tyler claims his leg hair is 5 inches long. The current record is 4.88 inches. Pemberton says he takes special care of the hair, even treating it with conditioner. Once his submission for the recrod is accepted, he says he'll 'pluck it and hang it next to the certificate.'"

EWWWW!